Awesome New Gmail Feature: Custom Time

Go back and send an email from any time in the past up to April 1, 2004.  Uses something called a "e-flux capacitor" to resolve issues of causality.  Makes forensic report deadlines a thing of the past!

But you only get 10, because:
Our researchers have concluded that allowing each person more than ten pre-dated emails per year would cause people to lose faith in the accuracy of time, thus rendering the feature useless.

Gmail Custom Time

"This feature allows people to manipulate and mislead people with falsified time data. Time is a sacred truth that should never be tampered with."

Michael L., Epistemology Professor